So I book one of my regulars who is working at one of those "massage only" establishments. I have been with her privately and at other parlours before.
Anyway, I get there and she lets me in but I note that she seems a bit tipsy. We both get naked (nothing unusual) and I lay on my tummy on the massage table as she begins to massage my back. 2 minutes into the massage she asks me to stand up. I comply.
She then climbs onto the table, lays on her back and asks to to lay on top of her. Again I comply. She's grinding her pelvis and tells me to put all my weight on her. I do this for a while and then I ask her to turn over. I oil up her sexy behind and before I realise it I am shooting a king size load into her from behind. She is now fast asleep, even gently snoring.
I try to wake her but she doesnt respond. I go to the bathroom, wash up and get dressed. When I get back she is still laying spreadeagled on the table fast asleep and naked. So what do I do?? I can't just leave my donation on the sidetable and leave her there laying naked on the massage table - she would probably get fired. This is a "massage only" place, remember.
Anyway I eventually wake her up and she lets me out of the building after she gets dressed.
After about 30 years of punting this was a FIRST for me. Seriously, I cannot make this shit up.

Bushbuck wrote:

So I book one of my regulars who is working at one of those "massage only" establishments. I have been with her privately and at other parlours before.
Anyway, I get there and she lets me in but I note that she seems a bit tipsy. We both get naked (nothing unusual) and I lay on my tummy on the massage table as she begins to massage my back. 2 minutes into the massage she asks me to stand up. I comply.
She then climbs onto the table, lays on her back and asks to to lay on top of her. Again I comply. She's grinding her pelvis and tells me to put all my weight on her. I do this for a while and then I ask her to turn over. I oil up her sexy behind and before I realise it I am shooting a king size load into her from behind. She is now fast asleep, even gently snoring.
I try to wake her but she doesnt respond. I go to the bathroom, wash up and get dressed. When I get back she is still laying spreadeagled on the table fast asleep and naked. So what do I do?? I can't just leave my donation on the sidetable and leave her there laying naked on the massage table - she would probably get fired. This is a "massage only" place, remember.
Anyway I eventually wake her up and she lets me out of the building after she gets dressed.
After about 30 years of punting this was a FIRST for me. Seriously, I cannot make this shit up.

wtf that is hilarious if that had happen 2 me i would have been extremely nervous as what 2 do next if she hadnt woken up

When you wrote that you noticed she was a bit tipsy......that was it.
Alcohol consumption can make someone do things she will not do when sober.

At one point I took a towel and covered her spreadeagled naked body and she lay on her tummy on the table fast asleep and was going to let myself out and leave her like that. But the owner was busy with a client in the next roomand I knew that
she would be fired if she was found like that. The next day I got a message from her with just a smiley face imogi.

Which venue is this as I suspect it's a well known massage parlour

It's in East London MO.