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Escorts Review by Punters
03 Mar 2022, 07:11 post #1
FOR UMHLANGA: THIS IS VERY POOR QUALITY ALL ROUND..



https://redvelvet.co.za/escorts/escorts_details.aspx?userid=26587

Rates: R 400 1/2 HR , R500 1 HR
Telephone: Great - Call center voice - drew me in.....( Note to self / all ) - voices
can be misleading....

Venue: This venue should be in war torn Ukraine

You will want to run away immediately....
Everything looks dirty and run-down
BUT - wait for it.....there's a code to enter

and exit...so once you go in - you
have to stay......

Bonus: You get to see her child playing on
the stairs as your enter.....



Another warning:

The profile - pics are well taken - WOW - i have been fooled ...
She looks nothing like this at all
In fact I thought i was at the wrong room !!!


Deed: No comment - I struggled to get anything up....
- no idea how i managed to finish this one off....

If you feel like helping someone out with
sympathy money etc - this is a good case....

Return: Never


Regards

BARRY
03 Mar 2022, 11:02 post #2
eish , sorry buddy - i know the feeling.
But thanks for taking one for the team - if you in that area try Kandy from ESA - super sexy colourd chick .
03 Mar 2022, 23:17 post #3
@ dbn - thanks ! checked it out already..
please advise on the face and deed??
04 Mar 2022, 09:42 post #4
She is good looking , nice clear tanned skin and nicely shaped body . . . she is short so it was even sexier for me . . enjoyed myself although only the bj was underwhelming but banging her made up for that. Different positions with easy and the views is great coz she has a sexy body .
She is like one of these coloured hotties you see in the club and want to ravish in the backroom.

Mr BarryP wrote:
@ dbn - thanks ! checked it out already..
please advise on the face and deed??
07 Mar 2022, 05:27 post #5
@ dbn hustler - been with Kandy 2day
review up
thank you

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