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07 Nov 2022, 08:04 post #1
Has anyone been with Jessica from Umhlanga
https://redvelvet.co.za/escorts/escorts_details.aspx?userid=52857
07 Nov 2022, 08:44 post #2
Been with her a few months back.
Experience was ok but nothing memorable for the 25 blues.

Booking - professional like a premium car dealership. Even got sms confirmation
Venue - DBN North, old B&B, private enough, some would consider it cozy.
Face - Good looking lady, I’d say early 30s.
Body - clearly works out. Fit and firm although boobs were not so firm- gravity started doing a number on them.
Feet - cute feet , Pedi done in white and let me play a little.

I got offered a drink, whisky or wine upon entry.
Deed was a bit mechanical, sucked my nipples a little then hopped on and rode me, gentle pecks on the lips allowed but that’s about it in terms of kissing.

Eventually I got bored, turned her over and completed the deed.

I was a first timer with her so I’m sure my next round will be a little better but for that price, I didn’t return.

I think she’s new to the game so she probably my has improved a little. I don’t usually complain about money, but my time is precious and I wasted it there.
You might enjoy though. What I’m learning is that chemistry plays a role even when you paying for it.
07 Nov 2022, 08:56 post #3
@ George L - have to hand it to you for spending that cash and getting that service
but thanks for the heads up - and well rounded review
07 Nov 2022, 09:05 post #4
Thanks Barry appreciate it.
Maybe one day I’ll give her a second chance. We need to motivate these young ladies into better service. It feels like we are experiencing a bit of drought in KZN lately… and I don’t mean rain!
07 Nov 2022, 09:12 post #5
@ George - most def a drought.....
attitude , service , location has become so low class
regulars only .....simple....

u not saving R100 - u losing R500......
07 Nov 2022, 09:57 post #6
I also saw her a few months back.
Decent Venue.
Offered me a drink as well.
She wasn't bad but at that price we should be getting more. We should be feeling as if she is genuinely in love. Acting of course.
Girls like Terresita/Coconut or Inaya are much better if you ask me but I can't afford paying R2500 all the time either.

When I was quoted the price my expectations were sky high so overall left disappointed.
07 Nov 2022, 12:19 post #7
Eish bro that’s fuel for my vehicle.🤣🤣🤣🤣
07 Nov 2022, 16:21 post #8
George how's her feet in comparison to mistress Akira or emryn did she allow you to lick her toes?
08 Nov 2022, 02:59 post #9
I always say beauty is in the eye of the beholder so my opinion might be different to yours. Her feet are cute, I’d say size 5. Well looked after, you can see pedis are done. Enough nail bed, no bunions and soft. Nails were white when I last sore her… which is now over done. She let me do whatever I wanted to them so i don’t think there’s any restrictions there. She’s not really a specialist like Akira with foot action but if you ask nicely I’m sure she will accommodate you. I’m not the biggest fan of Emryns feet. They are nicer than most of the other ladies but not the best looking I’ve seen. When I book Emryn I focused more on other aspects of her.

As i said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
If you had to run the numbers tho, R2500, you could see both Akira and Emryn.
08 Nov 2022, 04:45 post #10
shud have run the numbers @george

seems like there are others out there paying high prices

next thing you know this wg is gonna be asking for R3k a hr and the best part is she is gonna think she's with it
08 Nov 2022, 05:02 post #11
Definitely out of my budget at that price.

Indeed the advertisers are free to charge what they see fit - but at that price, id expect the pics to exude abolute elegance and class.

Somehow this activewear is prob something youd see regular gals in the mall dressed in
08 Nov 2022, 06:15 post #12
Mr Somebody, she’s got a few profiles. The active wear is probably for the girl next door look which some guys are into. The other profiles are a bit more provocative I guess. I’m actually really bored of the ladies here in kzn, I haven’t found anyone that stands out or is memorable like some of the ladies I visited in the past and who have left the business.

Problem I have is that for R2500 my expectations were higher. Well I say my but it seems a few others also share my thoughts. Anyway let’s move on to finding a better punt for the punters here.

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