So you paid for an hour but how long did you actually get? For R1200 I hope it was the full 60.

i actually find this review to be more of an advertisment

to me this yashna chic seems much older than the other girls
who looks for a quick satisfaction ? if you wana be satisfied quick most of these chics will finish you off in 5 and rush you out the door
then you like to be quick but you normally last long ???
load of nonsense this review

@Wolf....
Theres a reason you asked this question.

Visited this WG last Friday and the service was pathetic.
Rushed and indifferent, she cant wait to finish you so you can leave. I'm a handsome gentleman and my hygiene is a 10, so no issues there!
Gents STAY AWAY & DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY, pay for 60min, get 10min, 1 shot!
Face - 4/10
Body - 6.5/10, looks like early pregnancy or holding in a big fart
Service - 2/10, 2 for the good blow, I opted for a covered blow, safety 1st!
Venue - 6/10
Advertises as a masseuse but 2/10 skills.

R900 wasted, would never return not even for young Aish friend because Yashna set the bar very low for this venue and it seemed normal to them.

May be an off day but my money is good everyday!
edited by Dbn On Heat on 9/15/2026

@kylezn how did you pay R1200 🤔 I paid 1k for Alisha.
3 blues extra 🤣 brother come on

Fkn fake review
Pathetic service

Asked me for drugs
Then a 300 tip
She counlnd even take my dick
I know im big but wtf
She fkn has the nerve to tell me she's a virgin🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guys I was right
These girls are not different from the umhlanga indian girls

So for all the 2 minute noodles who apparently want to make love in the room for hours but get disappointed when they cum in 2 minutes. Thats your shit and your problem. It looks to me that all of the complaints here are either another massage parlour trying to create bad reviews or a fellow worker jealousy.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Yashna. Lies about drugs and shit. Lies about venue and looks of the lady when you ugly as fuck yourselves. 😆😆The venue is 9/10
If you want to make love for.1 hour and cum 3 times then you need to be upfront with the girl. You cannot expect a girl to read your mind what you want. You have to tell her. So your disappointment is only your own stupidity.
Howcome I have not been disappointed once ? I have not been asked once for drugs ? I have seen this girl a few times already and yet you see her once with bullshit stories.
Guys all your answers and reply are fake . Bunch of liars and fake fuckers hiding behind false profiles of other massage parlours and jealous workers.
The process is simple. You tell the girl what you like and want when you in the room with her. If you cannot control your 2 minute noodle and want a slow service then pull it out and relax . Idiots. I cant believe some of you fuckers with bullshit stories. Lmfao .
I havent had a bad service yet.
You come to be satisfied isnt ? You leave with yourself relieved ? You dont come to be married to the woman. Fuksakes. Bunch of wankers commenting here. At least Jerryboy has some truth in his reviews.
Anyway for the guys out there reading this forum. Dont take these cakes comments seriously as its not truth. Come and see for yourselves .

@kylezn I can personally vouch for Elisha because I booked her and I recommend her......i cannot say the same for Yashna because I didnt book her yet .......for me i will stick to Elisha as she is my type.
And as for the venue I will say its a discreet and clean venue.
But for Yashna I cant say much as I only was introduced.
Again we cant expect everyone to have a liking to a specific standard....we all have different tastes here brother

seems like the madam of the house has spoken

@kyle wer u referring to me specifically abt being a 2 minute noodle???.

Alisa, I was told 900 an hour and 200 bare blow lol what's with all these different rates.

Jb I trust ur reviews so I was gonna visit

The agony of trying to establish who is a Thumbie and who is not.😂

I wont respond by arguing on this forum...
We are here to share our experience...
@JB the location and room is above average but you have to walk through a filthy kitchen to get there...

Any real punter here can tell "Kyles" frustration isnt normal for a punter, and also deleted his/her original post...
We need to remove these fake posters who try to deceive us.

I've done many reviews on this platform.
Good Luck gents, we try to help others not waste their hard earned money.
edited by Dbn On Heat on 9/16/2026

I can only comment on the venue, having been there before. The house in Kloof is hard to access the drive way. Very tight entrance with a sliding gate. Easy to damage your car entering.

Yes, walking though a filthy kitchen is not appealing to me either. Have walked in twice before, so not a once off.

Was never offered shower, and I doubt the girls there shower between bookings. I only speak for the 2 I visited ... not these 2 ... they may? I don't know.

venue puts me off.

Girls look cute

Sounds like you guys need a pundit to settle this...

Guys so its established
This Kyle is fake

@dbnfun how u brother🤣 bro i paid 1k ...its a zoo out here.
@dbncage u can see how frustrated he his and and also agree with u totally we are all here to share our punts bad or good everyone has different taste.
@punting we definitely do 🤣
@kyle iam still waiting bro ?? Are u referring to me as 2 minute noodles??

I dnt think he is even a he, "he" argues or throws hissy fits like a Lil lying bitch
Anyway these girls good reputation is gone dwn the drain nw

As I also said on the other review I can't vouch for yashna chick i can confirm elisha was a good punt.
Looking at this now I probably wont chance banging yashna.