Ufff.
Thai. No English, except a few choice words. Rands are Bhat.
Venue is a old house, room has the cliche red downlights and automatic air freshener.
Massage is....hmm. Lot of fake moans, nearly ripped my frenulum with putting on the condom, seems new to this...
If you ever had the fantasy to do the woman in full metal jacket, you know the one, then this is your GI experience.