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14 Nov 2023, 04:10 post #1
Name: Jasmine

City: Durban

Area: Umhlanga/Gateway

Last Visit: November 2023

Full Profile: [View Jasmine's Full Profile]

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This woman is super gorgeous and has the most beautiful smile and dimples. She has meat in all right places and already made arrangements to visit again. Her massage skills are perfect and she knows how to get rid of those knots. Sensual is amazing with the perfect view of her ontop.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
https://www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php?uid=68110
14 Nov 2023, 23:12 post #2
May we have rates bro?
15 Nov 2023, 05:00 post #3
I have been reading ESA reviews recently.
I find something very strange though.

There are no negative reviews that I came across.
15 Nov 2023, 05:48 post #4
Michael wrote:
May we have rates bro?

from 700 upwards from massage with happy ending and possibly fh from R1200 30min depending on hygiene
16 Nov 2023, 00:20 post #5
I feel there's something about this review that relates same too another review. . . Doesn't feel like a review feels more like an advert
16 Nov 2023, 00:41 post #6
Cruzn wrote:
I feel there's something about this review that relates same too another review. . . Doesn't feel like a review feels more like an advert



Why don't you go check on the purple site reviews and then lets see if ur judgment is the same
16 Nov 2023, 03:22 post #7
Milo I think the problem is all the 5's.
Nobody is perfect.
However on the Purple Site I see it all the time and I get the feeling that the admin delete the reviews that are not rated like this.
16 Nov 2023, 04:36 post #8
Assetmanager wrote:
Milo I think the problem is all the 5's.
Nobody is perfect.
However on the Purple Site I see it all the time and I get the feeling that the admin delete the reviews that are not rated like this.


Eventually, the comments and reviews are confirming my conclusions :) there is no perfection
16 Nov 2023, 07:12 post #9
@asset correct me if iam wrong brother but i think if not mistaken there was a negative review on this wg her images changed thats how i noticed i will try and hunt it but cant promise.
@lord have an ice coffee for this warm day @milo have a chilled milo brew lets relax now
16 Nov 2023, 09:01 post #10
JB I can't remember this girl from anywhere.
She has been operating for a long time. Reviews since 2019 on ESA.
Can't find her on Redvelvet.co.za.
16 Nov 2023, 10:25 post #11
@asset cud b an error on my side brother
17 Nov 2023, 01:09 post #12
if this guy milo rates the sp at all 5s probably by his standard she was impressive for him
but maybe to another who has different standards she may not get all 5s
it just comes down to what a punter would accept as a 5/5
even if she was rated as being a 90% lets say when it comes to the looks purely cos there is some other
sp that is more prettier that still makes her a 5/5

different strokes for different folks
i suppose 4s and 5s are top notch
3s are a maybe or if you in a hurry and wana blow a load asap
2s and below are a waste of time and money
thats how i see it
17 Nov 2023, 03:31 post #13
You make a great point Nevil.
We don't have a standard.
..
The truth is we can't have one because it's very subjective.

As far as looks go we need to look at the pics and any reviews should describe what we saw and confirm if the person looks like the pics.
Ratings are useless without a standard.
We can describe the personality.
Hygiene is either good or not considered.
Same for neatness and cleanliness.

Just describe what you saw. Let everyone make up their own mind if it's good or bad.
17 Nov 2023, 05:26 post #14
Assetmanager wrote:
You make a great point Nevil.
We don't have a standard.
..
The truth is we can't have one because it's very subjective.

As far as looks go we need to look at the pics and any reviews should describe what we saw and confirm if the person looks like the pics.
Ratings are useless without a standard.
We can describe the personality.
Hygiene is either good or not considered.
Same for neatness and cleanliness.

Just describe what you saw. Let everyone make up their own mind if it's good or bad.


I see two reviews of the same user and both of them are just 5/5 one after the other. I think it says all
17 Nov 2023, 13:44 post #15
Yoh this is getting alot of attention, i went back into history of ratings by the known punters that add value and vet WGs and seen plenty of 10/10 and comments saying thanks etc and yet no one questions how can they rate 10/10, i saw plenty that for me wasnt a 10/10, but do i reply with negative comments ? Hell no, cos for me its about are they legit and not a scam and are they good and most importantly did the punter enjoy what he paid for.Some of the guys here have Double standards (you know who u are) but its fine, by me rating a WG 5/5 is for me and my liking and whether i enjoyed. U either take it or leave it, im not forcing you to go visit. Just advising you of MY experience and how felt. i will think about adding my experiences in future. Let the "lords" of this forum go find out for themselves and im yet to see some reviews instead of only negative comments.maybe you should go test the waters and let us know what's legit out there.Peace out....
edited by Milo on 11/17/2023
20 Nov 2023, 04:14 post #16
something that seems abit strange is that when micheal asked the rate, it was a generic answer it wasnt based on what service you received specifically only
20 Nov 2023, 06:58 post #17
Guilty as charged - I def put out a few 10/10 and stand by them.
And agree - I saw many rated 10/10 but didnt agree
either way I reviewed and they reviewed and that is what we need.

Double standards - for that to happen you must have

a standard in the first place.

Those who cant play coach - You Milo are a player.






milo wrote:
Yoh this is getting alot of attention, i went back into history of ratings by the known punters that add value and vet WGs and seen plenty of 10/10 and comments saying thanks etc and yet no one questions how can they rate 10/10, i saw plenty that for me wasnt a 10/10, but do i reply with negative comments ? Hell no, cos for me its about are they legit and not a scam and are they good and most importantly did the punter enjoy what he paid for.Some of the guys here have Double standards (you know who u are) but its fine, by me rating a WG 5/5 is for me and my liking and whether i enjoyed. U either take it or leave it, im not forcing you to go visit. Just advising you of MY experience and how felt. i will think about adding my experiences in future. Let the "lords" of this forum go find out for themselves and im yet to see some reviews instead of only negative comments.maybe you should go test the waters and let us know what's legit out there.Peace out....
edited by Milo on 11/17/2023

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