I know this will be a complete left field of a request, but does anyone know any WG that farts during sex, or even if they offer brown showers and/or Greek/anal in the Gauteng region?

Go to one para in any corner they will shit on you for 5 rand

Nee fok Dio!! You sick bro!

Come on guys.
This forum is for everyone even if we all don't share the same preferences.
If you can't answer the question just let it be.
We should encourage punters to post not ridicule them for liking something we may not.