gobe

But two guys who don’t know each other have just told you the same thing happened to them.

Anyway, I shouldn’t be surprised. We live in a world where people won’t let facts get in a way of deeply held beliefs.

Stay safe gents. Save your blues for punting not for STI tests

lol Asset. You can gaslight if you want. But you can’t choose your owns facts

Punting Pundit wrote:

😂how are you guys getting lucky at massage only venues...everyone I've tried so far has been a complete miss.

Bro, I’m not sure if it’s getting lucky or unlucky 🤣. Maybe they feel sorry for me. Maybe my balls are glowing blue in the dark.

It’s also happened recently for me. I don’t think it’s normal

Punting Pundit wrote:

It can vary but the most my cut off is 1k a weekend.
I usually don't even go near that figure but the issue i have is every bad experience needs to be covered up for by a good one.So now im very picky about who I see.
Nevil talked me into quitting,I haven't punted in like 3 months now im just going for alot of R100-R250 per hour massages.

Where on earth are you finding a 1 hour massage for R250?!?

No more than R2k a month

I agree with your comments gents. It does take two. I was naiive after many years of punting that massage was always “safe”.

Also agree that it’s a good idea to get tested for everything. I got blood, urine and penis swab for about 22 conditions tested 😅.

Lastly, I won’t name the therapist involved. They could get into real trouble. Some of the venue owners can get real nasty.

It never used to be like this. In the past girls did massage precisely because they didn’t want penetration. Game has changed now and the girls are less conservative about everything

JoJo I only know this because I lived this recently. I documented it in a post a few weeks ago titled “Sensual massage becoming risky”.

Basically I went for a massage at a venue. Therapist slid my cock inside her unprotected. I didn’t want to or ask her to and when I realised it was too late. Punters laughed at me telling it’s my fault for not carrying protection. A few weeks later the wife started complaining about some pain down there, went to the gynae and gynae told her to swab for STIs.

I shit bricks thinking I had infected her. Had taken PEP from Dischem before. Did the full STi screening and didn’t sleep for about a week. Mrs swab came back same day as my tests and we were both clear.

I’ve lived this. You will be OK. Step by step and I promise you won’t make the same mistake again. It’s fucking scary

This request gives sexual predator vibes. Hide your daughters

Just go to a Dischem or Clicks. They are used to these requests. They don’t judge. You are an adult in South Africa. Will be one of 50 people asking for them in that store that week.

Once you have taken it, wait a few days and go to this link to book a full screening.
https://epicentre.org.za/available-wil-tests/?srsltid=AfmBOoqwHs5OMeluIQSx4ZG3Gh416W-KEWRvMQEpZhLef_Oxm2E0RBaR


There are different packages depending on your budget. The full screening for every STI under the sun is R2500 and results are available in 3 days
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edited by gobe on 8/6/2026

You are right Asset. It was just personal preference. Thats why I tried to provide a detailed balanced review. So that if she is your cup of tea, you can give her a try too. I mentioned all the positives and the negatives

Took the plunge this week. Certainly not Coloured Nevil. I think she pulled the wool over your eyes. She is as Zulu as they come lol.

Face: 3/5 she wouldn’t be very attractive if she wasn’t light skinned. I’m not a fan of gold teeth so that was minus one point too.
Breasts: 4/5 round, medium, responsive nipples
Body: standard Zulu babe factory settings. Wide hips and round butt. Very soft skin

Hygiene: smelled clean. No fish on the menu today down there

Conversation: not very quiet or reserved in my view. Was chatty and respectful throughout although I do think she could see that there was no vibe between us at all.

Service: therapeutic massage was very short but executed with effort. After about 15 minutes turned me over and started with the sensual bit.

Very eager to please with soft kisses and light touches. She knows her way around a man’s body. Really put effort into turning me on. Offered a (free) blow but I declined as usual.

Chemistry between us was lacking and she offered to let me massage her. Nothing was out of bounds in terms of using my hands all over her body. We swapped again with me on the bed and she finished me off with decent hand relief while stroking my balls.

I won’t choose her again because there is a difference between a coloured girl and light skinned Zulu girl. Even if she claims to be half and half. I want coloured or Indian service so this was a disappointment. The lable on the tin and the contents were different. Like when you order something from Shein.

For punters who are into light skinned, good quality black girls she is a real find. She told me one punter came there unannounced and tried to propose to her. What a time to be alive!

I don’t think she plans on being there for long. So I guess it’s hurry up while stocks last

Great review as always Nevil. I know this is an awkward and stupid question so don’t shoot me down…is she more African or more Coloured in mannerism, conversation etc

Anyone else. I can’t find this review

Gents,

Anyone tried Hotshots Lisa? Not sure is she coloured or Indian? How’s the service?

In general this venue doesn’t miss. She doesn’t have an ad for me to link

caged-heat wrote:

I love those tits hence i was interested. Respectfully to all you regular punters, a couple of times i read yall dissing the non regulars. Yall want us to give our inputs but have negative things to say. One mans meat is another mans poison. Ive seen most of yall into skin and bones. But hey, thats your thing and i respect that. I thought this was a scene were we help each other out. Also, i gave her a try, she came to the gate of an estate in salt rock in the backseat of a tinted uber looking ride. Told me to park outside in a parking lot,in road view. A big size pimp driving. Asked me to get in. I put one foot into the vehicle and said no, I cant to that. The both of them ordered me to pay a cancellation fee of R500. Fearing my life and reputation i just gave R150 and said thats all im paying and walked away. Hope this helps sumbody one day

Dodged a bullet there. Maybe literally

Gents,

Two questions:

1. Why do Thai girls always show their faces? Across all provinces this trend is broadly true. Especially when in many cases their legal status in the country is questionable with human trafficking and exploitation being rife

2. Why are there massage girls on XXX and RV who state “strictly no extras”. When you know every punter wants a minimum of a handjob. It’s like advertising candy and saying “no eating”
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I would contact RV and let them know

assgrabber wrote:

Read this topic about her:
https://forum.redvelvet.co.za/topic9221-umhlanga.aspx

Scary shit 😱😱😱

He’s just been out for a while. Doesn’t know what he doesn’t know. I once didn’t punt for about 9 months. Balls were dark blue. Would have taken the first thing I could get

Valid point Asset. Luckily Hotshots has a lot of options. If she picks up attitude we just go onto the next one