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08 Jul 2021, 03:09
I cant comment on the lady as i never visited - but im surprised that selected posts get deleted.

Somebody with username Zap totally messed up the 'KZN ladies reviews' page with total gibberish, but that was not deleted
05 Jul 2021, 14:43
Has something been deleted from this review??

It def seems incomplete
04 Jul 2021, 06:44
joka wrote:
I do enjoy just massage with hand relief .. however, when I phone her, she puts the phone down on me ... so I gave up .. doesnt seem the friendly type ..


I was in the area and her appointment cancelled - so i went over.

Very attractive young lady, chirpy and friendly.
Good massage with body slide, tit wank of sorts hehe and hj.
You can touch, but no inserting anything lol

Premises are tidy but not all too discreet - shared with another (totally different) business, so their clients and employees are walking around the yard and you mingle around them, but just look down and walk to her cottage - you should be ok.

All in all - a good visit. Give her a second chance Joka
01 Jul 2021, 08:50
Dane wrote:
Very pretty lady.
If you just looking for a massage and a hand job it's perfect. Also body slides.


Is it front and rear body slides?

Some massage gals normally only do their front on your rear hehe
01 Jul 2021, 04:04
Dane wrote:
Very pretty lady.
If you just looking for a massage and a hand job it's perfect. Also body slides.


Sounds good. I guess we all have our preferences - im not much for fh but a bj would be appreciated.

But a proper massage is just awesome at times, and the bonus of body slides, means shes nude too.

I was curious about her myself - good review makes her more tempting hehe
28 Jun 2021, 04:52
James Lomax wrote:
And "sly" did a review for chloe the other girl working

With them, definite a rat


Yes i spotted that too. Self promoting and promoting colleagues too.

Possibly embarrassing and bad for business to get a bad review (hence all this sneakiness) but it isnt pleasant for us clients too, when we pay asking price, and receive poor, disinterested service
27 Jun 2021, 01:29
nevil wrote:
This guy is coming of so suspect right nw, same bs message for both these girls n others r commenting that's she's a lackluster, hard to believe this sly guy
edited by nevil on 6/26/2021



Indeed Nevil - it so easy to spot a self review.

Sly instantly promotes Nikki and Chev only- i said she didnt smile at all and "he" says she did LoL.

Im all for second chances but ill wait for trusted punters reviews to confirm that she has upped her game
24 Jun 2021, 15:31
I noted she was having a special - R500 incl all extras.

Good value - as she says she offers greek too. That alone has such a high mark up normally
24 Jun 2021, 09:25
James Lomax wrote:
Uhm mr somebody I rode that train... it was the same as your massage, uninterested and lackluster


Pity James - certainly a cute lass with lovely boobies. But attitude is a deal-breaker.

She had no smile at all and it was hard trying to make small talk with her - she was just so sulky hehe.
Prob was having an off day - but I can't afford to pay her fee and risk receiving such disinterested service again
edited by Mr Somebody on 6/24/2021
23 Jun 2021, 16:11
To give her slight benefit of doubt tho - i phoned on a friday to pencil in an appointment for Saturday.

When i called saturday, the phone went unanswered numerous times - when it was finally answered, she had no recollection of me calling the day before.
It was a somewhat dodgy venue, where i wouldnt be surprised if any gal answers any phone.

Possibly was a bait and switch -as no face pics of any of the gals there, but i called the number for Chev, so unfortunately she carries the negative rating for this one
23 Jun 2021, 16:04
Yup its the Queensburgh one.

Very cute, attractive girl with nice soft boobies but not friendly at all.

I visited in Queensburgh, in a dingy converted garage. Gave a nice massage and promised happy ending, but it was so lacklustre and without enthusiasm, i told her to forget about it and left 'unfulfilled'

New venue tho and offering fh now (not before) so maybe she has upped her game - hopefully so......
edited by Mr Somebody on 6/23/2021
23 Jun 2021, 03:01
Is it th one in windermere?
Post link please, so others may be aware
23 Jun 2021, 02:57
xplosiv wrote:
Try Azura/Elora/Elina... same person. She's stunning with a great personality, very comfortable experience and you wont get scammed


Beautiful but extremely rude.

She was in Pinetown and i was near - genuine to make a booking and she shouted at me when i called - saying that shes in the middle of a booking and i shouldnt be calling then.

LoL she should not answer if in a booking.
A quick search shows im not the only one who says shes rude and apparently very mechanical too
21 Jun 2021, 10:30
nevil wrote:
Hmm I never figured this out cos wen my subscription expires I cannot view the forum so if u dnt have a subscription hw are you accessing the forums


I access forums via redvelvet.co.za/forum

It got saved in my browser history - and looks nothing like the main site.
Plain white page with black writing
21 Jun 2021, 06:00
nevil wrote:


on her profile there is a button that says view my videos
it should be above the selfie pics if they have any


Okay - i take it its a premium paid service .
Unable to locate it 🙈
21 Jun 2021, 05:57
Dragonrider786 wrote:
You go there and say you want a Thai massage.

They make you take off your underwear as well.

They do your back first, then your front.

When they're done with your legs in the front they hold your junk and ask if you want a massage there too


Awesome. Any chance of getting the therapist to undress too
16 Jun 2021, 06:25
nevil wrote:
she has a video up that you can see her face and body


How do you access videos?
14 Jun 2021, 12:59
She is a stunner across her various profiles - always admired her, but eish, out of my budget for an hour
14 Jun 2021, 08:29
Apparently shes leaving for Cape Town soon soon, so hopefully time allows it.

Google search her number - it will bring you to another advertising site (cant remember the name) with a face pic up.

I saw her face pics before - i think shes quite an attractive lady
edited by Mr Somebody on 6/14/2021
12 Jun 2021, 00:17
RVR wrote:
Thanks for the replies guys.

Because i dont have a car and a job (graduated last year) so it's hard to go out further. Uber etc is expensive af lol

If i had a car and a job, I'd be willing to pay more and go further.

Maybe i should wait... But it's like im on the fence


Your hormones are raging - quite normal at your age.

I would recommend a massage session with extras, where she gets you relaxed while building anticipation for your bj.

BUT what i recommend even more - is that you flirt a bit with the ladies in your circle. Youd be surprised how some girls known to you, will actually respond positively. More than likely, she will also be as inexperienced as you - so you both teach each other.

If you are successful within your circle - it creates awesome memories - and its free 🙈
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