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07 May 2021, 00:14
Abby is not at the same venue.

I did call her but didn't visit -didn't sound too interesting.

Apparently she doesn't undress and offers 15 min massage and hand relief for R400 -which according to her, is a 'special'
06 May 2021, 12:33
Venue is a dump -last house in a discreet dead end but filthy unkempt yard.

The treatment room appears to be a converted garage - has a damp, dreary feel to it.

Chev was a cute attractive young lass with soft lovely boobies.
Rather unfriendly, like she was spent for the day, no smile or conversation.

Massage was fairly good to be honest - done topless and you can touch but happy ending was so lacklustre, i told her to forget about it and went on my way.

Service and premises cleanliness could do with an overhaul
29 Apr 2021, 00:37
Im also keen to know - dont normally go for such younger lasses - but her whatsapp face pic reminds me of someone i fancied years ago
29 Apr 2021, 00:35
Hopefully he wasn't using his regular day to day number. Rookie mistake number 1 - you always use a separate sim card for these kinda calls, exclusive for this purpose.

If he was using a seperate sim card, then he can tell them to buzz off - take legal action as they see fit.

Theyre mostly just threathening, but if they have his correct number, can often pick up some info on him, via a simple google search (eg facebook profile, if he advertised something on gumtree, olx etc)

Best be brave about, and report a case of attempted extortion and blackmail(if it comes to that) with SAPS
29 Apr 2021, 00:26
legend69zn wrote:
Worth it for 700
Shes missing a few teeth though
Really gets into it and tries to please
edited by legend69zn on 4/28/2021


Hows her premises - i note she does tend to move around sometime.
And is it R700 with Greek. Id like to ask about kissing - but not sure now as you say missing teeth (thats why she always has closed mouth in pics i guess)
27 Apr 2021, 19:32
Im also keen to try - read somwhere that she provides value for money.

Apparently not the sharpest knife in the drawer hehe - her spelling in the comments section seems to confirm, but im just taking what i read elsewhere, for granted
14 Apr 2021, 06:39
I give Kajol/Shumika from Durban North a thumbs up.
14 Apr 2021, 06:38
Pity about the poor service - she appeared promising.
There was a similar profile before with the name Garcia, with face pics that got good reviews- thought it was her.

Seems even the venue losing its touch, it was upmarket and discreet, when i met 2 GP gals there on seperate ocassions
14 Apr 2021, 06:34
James Lomax wrote:
There is a chick with multiple profiles goes by roxy, summer, hunter, taylor usually works bluff and surrounding - any feedback?


I did see somewhere here, a punter said that shes really old. Far older than his mother, in his own words
08 Apr 2021, 00:13
Had some time to spare recently, so i decided to visit.

Pleasant venue on Umhlanga Rocks Drive with a long driveway - but communal parking and a bit of a walk to the the inside. Easy to get spotted by someone else entering or exiting (i ended up following a staff member upstairs), but it is a clean and upmarket place.

Kajol/Shumika is an attractive, friendly lass, who is easy going.
Good service and a playful personality. Im not an extreme foot fetishist, but she is playful with her lovely pair -may just convert me.

The only 2 negatives for me is that she was already in her lingerie when i entered the room - i would have preferred her fully dressed to "unwrap" myself (not entirely her fault, as i booked spur of the moment)

Second negative is she doesnt give lingering kisses for now due to Covid - again not her fault, but it was something i look forward to.

All in all, a lovely lady - def worth a repeat visit
24 Mar 2021, 19:17
James Lomax wrote:
I test drove this 1 last week, works out a house in Leeds, I have also test driven 2 other girls there casey and taylor. Cleo service was below par, very rushed. She is a pretty girl but has a bit of acne, taylor probably gives the best service but is the least easy on the eye. If your spending money you should probably go with casey, good looking with a reasonable service


I was in contact with Taylor and Casey recently, but couldnt confirm an appointment.

Was also leaning more toward Casey as she has face pics up.
Whats her service like - and the venue cleanliness, discretion etc?
24 Mar 2021, 19:11
James Lomax wrote:
Guys I have been with 3 different girls in this house - all 3 were young, below 25. 1 was average looking the other 2 quite good looking. Chev and nikki are both young and slim, it would seem sean that you were a victim of a bait and switch. Yes the venue is not the best


Indeed , Chev was quite young and attractive, but seemed tired and disinterested. I visited at maybe 4 pm on a Saturday, so maybe she had a long day.

What did you receive? I got a fairly good massage, she only went topless though, and allowed touching, but no bj etc
24 Mar 2021, 19:04
No havent visited - but shes very active on ESA forum, so probably has reviews and a few extra pics there to assess her better.

Shes a rather old aunty from Gauteng who visits from time to time - i gather shes very opinionated as she often grates peoples nerves on the forum, but service wise, i dunno
24 Mar 2021, 19:01
LoL - were you a client before they came for the place.

Their profile inactive, i wonder If they were planning to work from home.......your home. Hehe
22 Mar 2021, 11:25
Xylo666 wrote:
I've met these 2 girls. They came to my home to rent my granny cottage. It was a hard no. They both look like they have great bodies and pretty faces though. Might be worth a squirt


Was the rent in cash or kind?? Hehe
21 Mar 2021, 01:10
Its most annoying how they plaster their ads in every single suburb.

I did see somewhere(probably here on this forum), that the owner said she can advertise within a 100km radius of her premises - but they sometimes have ads in Newcastle, Underberg, Port Shepstone, all which are over 100km away from Umhlanga.

Sometimes you think youve found an interesting profile in your preferred punting grounds maybe Kloof or Westville for eg - open it up and its actually desi girls from Umhlanga
18 Mar 2021, 07:06
Does look hot - but there is a venue in Durban North and Umhlanga that is massage and grooming only - happy ending if requested.

I havent visited, so cant confirm for sure
18 Mar 2021, 07:04
Thanks Jeff And Nevil.
Sounds worth a shot - i did try calling on two seperate occasions as i had some time to spare, but she didnt answer.

Prob busy, but will certainly try and visit when our times correspond
edited by Mr Somebody on 3/18/2021
16 Mar 2021, 11:13
Hi guys - any recommendations for above in Durban area. A no rush good massage with body to body, and possibly owo. FH not required but if the other elements of gfe are included, will be nice.

Late 20s to early 40s (no grannyish oldies hehe), friendly disposition.
Am I asking fo too much?? Hehe
15 Mar 2021, 08:30
Profile looks tempting.
Does she kiss and offer owo?
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