Mosalah690071

I fucking tried to be nice here. Imagine if i said what i really wanna say about those posts. Fuck

Fucking hell. This fat thing who thinks round is a sexy figure put 62 posts on the wall and 26 selfies. Shes like a fucking youtube ad, she pops up just when things get interesting and keeps coming back no matter how many times you click skip. And she jokes and says she only takes 3 bookings a day. Bra i rather fucking go to macdonalds and buy an ice cream. Shes like those beggars at the robots always there no matter how much you ignore them. I think maybe we should spam her like how she spams us. Make her get ready for a booking and cancel. Fucking irritating. Shes fucking cyber bullying us into seeing those fat thighs and pregnant stomach. You could roll her around like a beach ball. Fuck. Annoying. Who does she think shes fooling with those monochrome pics? Does she take all her pics in the dark or is that just her trying to look fairer? Fucking desperado is her personality.

A few days away from this forum and its like i missed out on a whole lot 🤣. @james bru i need to keep a few packets in my pocket on my next trip to mcdonalds. I seem to have more bad luck on punts than anything. Lol sometimes after a bad punt i tell myself fuck i could rather done this or bought that.

A few days away from this forum and its like i missed out on a whole lot 🤣. @james bru i need to keep a few packets in my pocket on my next trip to mcdonalds. I seem to have more bad luck on punts than anything. Lol sometimes after a bad punt i tell myself fuck i could rather done this or bought that.

Oh! Ive heard this before. Bro at the risk of sounding stupid. What does it mean? To turn some salt? Legitimate question not trying to be disrespectful

Bro respectfully elaborate. Not sure what you asking

Never thought this day would fucking come. Go take a look at the wall guys. Never seen so many other profiles before lol. Now lets hope she stays gone

Oral without protection. So bare blow

nevil wrote:

what is the use going to this venue when the only good thing bout it is the wgs body and you dont get to
experience it much unless you pay more for a slide which is the most you gona get , to the sum of R1k minimum

Pickings are scarce nowadays. Prefer the petite wgs and not many of them around, and those that are, are mostly indian. I have been through too many shit experiences and bait and switches with indian wgs to a point where i just scroll passed them now. I rather get whats expected than not getting what i expected.

Lol. There seems to be alot of bats around these days..

It all comes with a risk. Some girls post videos of getting fucked raw. I personally dont dine at the v with any of the wgs. Not a risk im willing to take

Lol. Macdonalds is cheaper bro

jojo wrote:

Mosalah690071 wrote:

Review time : shazam / Mona lisa desi girls glastonbury ave

Looks : 10/10 this lady is stunning. Shes young and very pretty. Fair/ light skinned and simply a gorgeous lady to look at.

Body : 10/10 as i said i like petite girls. Her body is soft yet toned. Amazing round soft ass that you could probably bounce a coin off of it. Her Tits were perky and soft and the nipples repond to being touched.

Massage: 6/10 the massage was not the best. The body slides were a bit too fast and not very erotic but i did get to touch alot and was somewhat enjoyable. No f/h and no oral although the only thing going through my mind was her getting on top of me and fucking me while i sucked those perky tits. My cock hurt a little on round 2 as she is a bit rough on the cock. Like i said a little more tenderness/ gentleness and eroticism would make her perfect.

Etiquette 10/10 she was humble and a shy vibe from her. She did make convo which i like as it breaks the ice. I would say that a little more eroticism would make her an amazing visit.

Hygiene: 10/10 clean shaven. No smells of any kind at all. Pussy looked good enough to have for breakfast, lunch and diner. Oh and dessert. She smelled feminine which was arousing.

Venue: 7/10 in a quiet area, parking inside the premises in front. Hated the make shift massage room with thin walls. You can hear everything going on outside. But thats no fault of hers.

Would i go back? Definitely. No doubt. Just wish i could get atleast a bj next time. Overall i had a good time and would love to see her again.

How was the umhlanga branch
Wat time did you go and was it busy
Weekday or weekend
Where the other Indian girls also available?
Like rumi, raksha, zoya?

The place was ok, you park at the front in the premises but vehicle is visible from outside. It was a sunday around 5. It wasn’t busy at all. I think another punter came in during my treatment as incould hear the talking but when i got out i was the only one there. There were other girls there but as i booked shazam i was led straight to the room.

jojo wrote:

Think you mixing them up bud
Shazam and Mona Lisa are different
Mona Lisa is at the Pinetown branch visited her recently
Was good but dayrm I miss the other girl maya that left like 2 months ago

You may be correct always assumed it was the same person. I booked under shazam. Havent been to maya. How was she?

TheWolf55 wrote:

Nice review, bud. I think I saw her 2 years ago, but at the Pinetown branch. Pretty much spot on...

My only gripe is that you can get the same or a better experience for R150 cheaper in Durban North. (Assuming it is still R1k for a body slide at Desi).

I agree you can get a better experience but i was in the area although i havent been to the place in durban north yet if you are referring to la causarina. Its on my to do list. If i remember correctly it is still 1k

https://redvelvet.co.za/escorts/escorts_details/Tiny/Amanzimtoti/53669

Sorry i forgot to post a link. Lol it was bad bro

Review time : shazam / Mona lisa desi girls glastonbury ave

Looks : 10/10 this lady is stunning. Shes young and very pretty. Fair/ light skinned and simply a gorgeous lady to look at.

Body : 10/10 as i said i like petite girls. Her body is soft yet toned. Amazing round soft ass that you could probably bounce a coin off of it. Her Tits were perky and soft and the nipples repond to being touched.

Massage: 6/10 the massage was not the best. The body slides were a bit too fast and not very erotic but i did get to touch alot and was somewhat enjoyable. No f/h and no oral although the only thing going through my mind was her getting on top of me and fucking me while i sucked those perky tits. My cock hurt a little on round 2 as she is a bit rough on the cock. Like i said a little more tenderness/ gentleness and eroticism would make her perfect.

Etiquette 10/10 she was humble and a shy vibe from her. She did make convo which i like as it breaks the ice. I would say that a little more eroticism would make her an amazing visit.

Hygiene: 10/10 clean shaven. No smells of any kind at all. Pussy looked good enough to have for breakfast, lunch and diner. Oh and dessert. She smelled feminine which was arousing.

Venue: 7/10 in a quiet area, parking inside the premises in front. Hated the make shift massage room with thin walls. You can hear everything going on outside. But thats no fault of hers.

Would i go back? Definitely. No doubt. Just wish i could get atleast a bj next time. Overall i had a good time and would love to see her again.

Review time - tiny amanzimtoti

Looks 6/10 : shes not bad looking. Hands and toes were not done but not dirty. Body is petite as is my preference.

Body 6/10 : her tits are tiny just like i like them. But saggy. Stomach has a lot of extra skin hanging as is evident after child birth.

Bj 1/10 : unenthusiastic is a compliment really. Only sucked the tip which makes me more sensitive and tends to start hurting. Not even an attempt to go passed the tip of my cock. And mind you my hygiene is on point. Clean shaven and not sweaty summer balls.

Deed: 0/10 an absolute waste of time. No energy in the deed and again i could not get any more than the tip of my cock in as when i tried to push in she moved away and put her leg in between us so i could not get any more than the tip in. Frustrated I resorted to go back to a bj which refer to above was rated a 1/10 for opening her mouth.

Hygiene : 4/10 i could smell her breath constantly and it smelled of alcohol and unbrushed teeth.

Etiquette : 1/10 she was half high half drunk and a total waste of my time and money. She was slurring and was difficult to make out what she was on about.

Would i go back? : not even if i was paid to do so. I would rather go to macdonalds and get me an ice cream.

Will somebody please tell this girl to stop. 100s of posts and long essays. Dont want to go into details. Just please stop with the posts. Its annoying to scroll on the selfies and velvet wall. Its like we need a block button so we dont see those posts.

If im not mistaken she goes as diana as well. I think there was a review of her under diana