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22 Jan 2026, 09:41
Damnnn. Thanks KDASH ! Will try her out my bru
17 Jan 2026, 15:05
Hey boeties , can you guys suggest wgs with some big tatas here in Capetown. I need to smother myself to take my mind off from some family problems.

My son and his girl are getting married. She wants a grand epic wedding with greta thunberg giving a speech on climate change and one direction playing in the back while he has to pay for her expensive tampons like she can't just use an old shirt.

My wife was the same. I told her to stfu and be loyal. No wedding.
18 May 2025, 11:20
JC420 wrote:
Johny, hey. ...

That's fucked up.

Either you're taking the piss,
Or has a serious mental issue


What's the issue ? She tried to attack me and I defended myself
17 May 2025, 17:32
Are there any crazy stories you guys have while punting? I'll go first.

When my wife and I were separated, I was living with a wg I would see every now and then.

The lady's daughter was making provocative faces at me one morning. So I couldn’t refuse. Not my proudest moment. And so we went into bed.

The lady walked in on us.She was very distraught and angry. She tried to attack Jasmine and I, but I wasn't going to allow that to happen. So I got on top of her and mauled her like a pitbull 🐶👊🏻
edited by John hey on 5/17/2025
09 May 2025, 16:17
Assetmanager wrote:
He's also talking shit Nevil.


What are you talking about AssetManager? I've been in this group for many years. I just had some poop now

https://ibb.co/84NLc4yM

I've gotten full . Thank you heavenly father for this gracious meal.

I'm going to brush my teeth and kiss my wife night.

My wife doesn't know I do this. She would divorce me,take the kids and press charges . It's like power. Doing something you're not supposed to do.
09 May 2025, 10:12
nevil wrote:
And u dnt get sick or have any medical issues?


I've been doing this for the last 21 years or so. I'm perfectly healthy. I don't feel any discomfort or pain in my day to day.

It's nothing to be scared of. Just live your life to the fullest
09 May 2025, 06:53
George Bush wrote:
Shooo, thats enough internet for me today.


Here's another "shoo"

Shoved my hand in & grabbed a rather large one. I had white rice , chicken teriyaki, salmon & 5 korean dumplings last night. I call this saving money. Eat , Sh!t , Eat ,Repeat 😂

& I can reuse this,3 different poop cycles. Saving hundreds a month on food
09 May 2025, 03:59
Hello all. I was just wondering,how many of you guys have been to freak offs? Freak offs are planned and coordinated sexual parties in which people engage in the most taboo fantasies known to mankind.

I've attended about 7 freaks here in Capetown.

I just went to eat poop but others went for more deprived reasons.
09 May 2025, 03:59
Hello all. I was just wondering,how many of you guys have been to freak offs? Freak offs are planned and coordinated sexual parties in which people engage in the most taboo fantasies known to mankind.

I've attended about 7 freaks here in Capetown.

I just went to eat poop but others went for more deprived reasons.